Via
K, who showed in her tagging which one she thinks I am. She’s right, of course.
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Cool
Wine Mom
-
fun and flirty
-Loves
Pinot Grigio
-doesn’t
set a bedtime for her kids
Stressed
Wine Mom
-taking
things day by day
-divorced
but game for whatever
-usually
heats something up for dinner
Political
Wine Mom
-Well
organized
-usually
wears hair up
-smiles
politely when child’s friends are over
Fit
Wine Mom
-stay
at home mother
-yoga
everyday
-very
zen
-forgets
to pick kids up from school
Trainwreck
Wine Mom
-embarrasses
her children’s friends
-very
loud in bed
-head
of the PTA
Quiet
Wine Mom
-firm
believer that a glass of red every day is good for you
-lipstick
stains on teeth
-reads
a lot before bed
Angry
Wine Mom
-loves
her family very much
-screams
when the dishwasher isn’t empty
-detects
bullshit
-loves
Cab Sav
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I
didn’t have a wine Mom. I had a Valium Mom.
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