Wine Moms

Via K, who showed in her tagging which one she thinks I am. She’s right, of course. <3

Cool Wine Mom

- fun and flirty

-Loves Pinot Grigio

-doesn’t set a bedtime for her kids

Stressed Wine Mom

-taking things day by day

-divorced but game for whatever

-usually heats something up for dinner

Political Wine Mom

-Well organized

-usually wears hair up

-smiles politely when child’s friends are over

Fit Wine Mom

-stay at home mother

-yoga everyday

-very zen

-forgets to pick kids up from school

Trainwreck Wine Mom

-embarrasses her children’s friends

-very loud in bed

-head of the PTA

Quiet Wine Mom

-firm believer that a glass of red every day is good for you

-lipstick stains on teeth

-reads a lot before bed

Angry Wine Mom

-loves her family very much

-screams when the dishwasher isn’t empty

-detects bullshit

-loves Cab Sav

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I didn’t have a wine Mom. I had a Valium Mom.